Carol is still slutty - a poorer slut but still a slut, in her own words "A gold diggin slapper". She is being persued by Dave Grohl's creepy, slimey, posh, Dublin twin. I say get in there love - with a snatch as invested as yours take what ya can. At least this sham has money!
Rita is still pissin her pants up in the nursing home. Alas, poor Bela is running outta money to keep her in nappies and sexy PJ's. But bless the lovely Louis - he gave Yvonne money to give to Bella for old pissy pants. This still hasn't wiped the lemon jaws off Bela, however. I rathered him a LOT more back in the day before they chopped off his knob, back when he was whoring around and impregnating the villagers. Those were good days
Oh and update on Yvonne and her child - She didn't in fact give her kid up for adoption - the child was taken off her while she was off her face on drugs. (A likely story. I think that the child was REALLY taken off her in order to get extensive plastic surgery on its mouth. Passing on THOSE genes is TOTAL neglect)
Also, is there ANY reason why Yvonne and Louie are together? Other than they are both ex-coke heads?
They CLEARLY dispise each other. Never once have they had as much as a civilised conversation, never mind show any inclination as to why they are in a relationship. Today there she was pouring her heart out about trying to kill herself over the coke, and could he be bothered? Not a fucking bit.
Yvonne: About 7 years ago I tried to kill myself
Louis: Tough
Seriously? That's all she gets? I'd at LEAST give her a reassuring pat on the head or SOMETHING, and I can't stand the anus mouth'd whore!
Oh and EW! Delores and Malachy! What they FUCK. Piss off back to the priesthood ya Fester Adams reject. And you, missy! You should REALLY still be in mourning. Yes I know life goes on - but SERIOUSLY life kinda shat all over you for a bit. Control yourself ya whore. First it was an affair with circus performer Frank resulting in (now dead) Jessica. THEN Father Thaddeus. Now Fester Adams. Someone needs to start her HRT pretty quickly! That scene the other night with him trying to kiss her neck - oh fuck ME! It was gross! Her with her greasy red hair and him with his slimey bald head. Please, fuck off with the nasty shenanigens!
Carol being seduced by Dave Grohl's slimey lookalike.
Flowers are from Carol TO him (He's still not used to the hum of unwashed knack)
Flowers are from Carol TO him (He's still not used to the hum of unwashed knack)
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