Old posts....

So poor Flyod is so riddled with cancer that he's too ill to shag his sister!! Now that IS sad. I know that it was covered LAST time they brought up the storyline - but you'd SWEAR at least ONE of them would MENTION that Flyod and Heather are brother and fucking sister!!! I just hope she doesn't get pregnant with his three armed, webfooted retarded child - one of them is enough! (aka Elenor)

I did have a good chuckle at his attempt to eat his dinner though!! Him handicappidly stabbing at the plate with his fork - which he was barely able to hold was funny enough - but when he took out his fucking phone and started txtn with the same hand had me falling on the fucking floor laughing - good old Fair City at it again - who cares about mere reality!!! 

What the FUCK has happened to Chaz's lil ginger grandsons hair???!!!  
Ah well the demon child of Ronald McDonald and Billy Ray Cyrus had to get a job somewhere. 
I also don't appreciate how they seem to be hinting at a romantic storyline with him and Rachel (Sexy Bella's GRANdaughter) THERE FUCKING 2 years old!! The least you could do is wait till the is a bit of grass on the pitch people! Yuk!! And she is one mother fuckin annoyin Stage school kid grr

And Magg's voice!!! Ha ha ha There really are no words!! I'm guessing its jaw stress form years of giving Chaz blowjobs - I may be wrong. 
Helth tho teh They! (Hello Tj)
Flanthsey a blowththob Tharley? (Would you like some oral stimulation my sexy luv bug Charley?)
Thergey haths a mattif cock! (Sergei has a massive cock!)

And a mention for the hilarious inuendo from Ray and Keete - Keete wanted to say that while he did strip for Sarah (WTF??!!!! Yuk yuk yuk YUK) he did not in fact ride her as Ray presumes

"I stripped that car I didn't give it a full service"!!!

That tramp can barely "service" himself never mind another person!! 

And now him and Una are gonna get married. Now just to find that Joe Dolan impersonator and that man who transforms Hiaces into MAGICAL carraiges!