Thursday 1 November 2012

Crazy bitch goes CRAZY

Lucy finally went bat shit this eve - little did ya know that lying about having a dead child would be the tip of the iceberg.

K, for my bitches away from home, the actual story:
Picture sexy mac swaddled Dolores coming come, walking in the door or her apartment to find demented Lucy had done a bit of redecoration. These home improvements included a big red heart, presumably drawn in lipstick or marker and not her own excrement. In it pictures were of Dorores and her 3 dead family members mingled in with pictures of Lucy, and the words Lucy Molloy, dead and Mum written all over the place. Lucy then goes on to keep referring to Dolores as Mum. She then gave us, well, fuck all insight to the rest of the back story:
Her mother was leaving her father, so she killed her mother in a car crash. She screamed for 3 hours and was sent to a loony bin. She came out of the loony bin and bucked Harry. She fell in love with Harry and he killed himself. She then became obsessed with Dolores, and to get closer to her started ridin Dolores' son and making sure Dolores had no one else in her life other than her.
Then it was all crazy shenanigan's. She showed Dolores a scrap book that creeped the fuck out of me - full of pictures of her and Dolores, loads of them with Dolores' face scribbled out, and one of Dolores asleep. I was creeped out, entertained really. Then I realised that in some of the pics she was wearing the same jumper she was wearing at that moment and I realised I was watchin Fair City..............
Oh and fuck you RTE with your deceptive photos! It looked like Lucy was properly going to go after Dolores with a pair of knitting needles but it wasn't NEARLY a fucking dramatic as that - the bastards.
An older pic of the crazy cunt - but fitting none the less

And through all this poor gobshite Wayne is still in love with her. The desperate arsehole.

That seems to be the end of Lucy for the minute - no doubt she'll be back.

The rest of the storylines have basically halted for the moment - same shit different day. Everyday is the same. I think they thought "Hey! We're onto something here let's keep writing about Lucy" - "What about the others?" "Arra fuck them, no one will notice! Well I did ye cocks - stop fucking about and write a bit!

EVERY fucking day this shit happens
#Louis and Ingrid flirt and ride. Ingrid and Carol row. Louis and Bob row. Bob and Renee revisit old times. Renee talks about wines and gets her crepe'ey rack out. Louis looks like Justin Beiber.
The only change there is that Carol's hair get's slightly more crazy every day
#Meave gets pissed off with Dermotsch being a boring fuck, and Dermot acts the boring fuck. Sometime soon I guess they are going to have a boring fuck
#Orla babysits for Dermotsch and wears a green coat
#Neasa talks about getting new acts for the station but decides on nothing


There is a new storyline coming up which I expect involves a FC favourite - badly acted and scripted gangland storylines!!! YAY. They're bring floppy fucker Eddie into it this time, not just the Bishop family. Floppy fucker annoys my gee........