Sunday 29 June 2014

Short update

I haven't seen my beloved Fair City in ages. Finally got an episode, only to see a brand spanking new family have moved in. Niamh's little fuck buddy's family decided to move the whole lot of them to the town where he moved to. That's cool like. I'm guessing they want to live there because clearly he's done particularly well for himself. 'WOW! He has a job in a random little part of Dublin? Let's move there to be closer to his rising star' The father looks like a creepy, hairy Ray D'Arcy, and WHAT is with the young ones Princess Leia buns?!

He's still riding away on Niamh. Good on old fire crotch. She looks really well. I find it incredibly weird that he told his auld lady that he was ridin' a married woman. What self respecting youngfella tells his mother anything about his penis' activities? The mother's worked out who he's buckin, MAN I hope slaps get thrown.

And riding in the back of his Dad's car? Lovely. "Here Dad, have the keys back - sorry about the smell of ginger muff, I left the window down driving past Bláthnaid Ní Chofaigh and you know how that smell get's in" Might work like............

By the fucking way - the writers are OBSESSED WITH THE NEW FAMILY. 90% of this episode was about them. Get yer moneys worth outta them straight away!

I am genuinely ragin I missed the wedding/birth episodes. But little baby Junior is here. Have ya ever heard such a nacks name? It's sick.