Yo.............

Tommy is gonna start bating Judith. He wanted her to bone his brother, in fact he fucking set the whole thing up, but he's acting the flute now. Imagine that, telling your wife to sit on your brother then not being able to think of her in the same way? Madness. And Tommy, you should really try and remember the fact that he's been quite the flanderer in his day. Anyway - batings for Judith. I obviously do not agree with domestic violence in most cases, but if you could bather her creepy bulgy fish eyes back into her eye sockets.........

Those two need to break up. When your defence is 'I chose you over him' and that him is a brother, well you're FAR too fucked up. Not to mention your son is growing more and more like Wilson from House by the fucking DAY - how has no one noticed this?

The Bishops father is back, kind of a surprise they left it this long to get him on. Favourite thing about the man is the fact he looks like someone bit his nose and it's been sewn back on. I think, for some crazy reason he wants to reunite with my aunt Marie Mary Harney Vivienne. I mean, of course, she's a sexy sexy sexy woman. I often wonder myself what whose strange blonde highlights might look like from behind...........

Viv, about the flick the bean, while looking at herself in a mirror. Sexy lady........

Wayne convinces Delores he needs 600 euro for a date. He didn't, but she believed him. That's a fucking prostitute Delores gave him money for. Wayne is that pathetic that his own MOTHER belives he needs prostitute money, and is willing to give it to him. Instead he just needed her to get online so that he and Eddie could steal money from her for an investment. And investment which is GUARANTEED to end up in shite.

Wayne really is fucking pathetic. Even his sisters managed to have exciting deaths - druggy Jessica overdosing at 3 years old and Wizard of Fucking Oz Loraine getting killed in a tornado, Wayne can't even manage that. Poster boy for patheticness

And WHERE the FUCK did Delores get a million euro from? She hasn't worked only voluntarily in years. I believe she had been running one of those home cam businesses. The ones where middle ages housewives have a cam in their house and they do the ironing with their tits out. Can just see her now - red pubes a flaming while she hoovers the apartment in the nip.