Thursday 15 December 2016

A lil trip down memory lane......

So, in a conversation online, I saw a load of people question where Paul got all his kids from, and it got me thinking............

WHO GOT A SEX TROPHY FROM PAUL?
Rachel - Helen
Callum - Jane
Oisin - Niola
Ruth - Yvonne

Paul has 4 children (That we KNOW of.......) from 4 different baby mammas - let's talk about how these things happened

Rachel - well Rachel was the daughter of Paul and his much loved Helen, Bella Doyle's daughter. Helen was at one stage engaged to be married to a man called Mike, but jilted him at the alter for Paul
Mike: You know this means I'm entitled to anal now?
Helen: Ehhhhhhh......

Ruth - SPEAKING of Mike...... Once left by Helen, Mike decided to stay around, and low and behold what did he find? Yvonnes gee!! Yes, only Helen's very own sister!! So on he hopped and off they went. They eventually broke up, and he fucked off. Leaving Yvonne to bone about and tuna bump as she wished. Along her little RIDE along, she had a little peen on vej action with Paul, and VOILA - Ruthie!!! Poor Niamh can't have kids, and found it in her heart to keep Paul's love child as she couldn't have her own.
(Yes, 2 sisters, shared 2 men, and both had kids with 1 of those men)
Paul then tried to press them together like Barbies "KISS. EACH. OTHER"

Oisin - Before Niamh, Paul was married to the utterly shrill, sharp and bony Nicola. They all worked together with Donal in Blue Dolphin, omputer boffins that they are! Now, in Blue Dolphin Paul boned Niamh, and Nicola, THEN Nicola also boned Donal - Blue movie more like - am I right!! While they weren't inserting floppy discs into each other's ports they were 'creating packages' for all of Dublin - forever with the packages...... Anyway, while married to Nicola they produced spawn, called Oisin, the slimy result of which can be seen on our screens now (Oisin, not the spunk slime or anything like that.....)
Young Entrepreneur Oisin tryin to sell his mother

Callum - Out of the blue, along comes Callum. The result of a 1 night stand with Jane years ago. It's the normal route - Girl meets boy, boy impregnates boy, Girl has baby boy, Baby boy grows up and finds Dad, Mother moves to live nearer son, son leaves, mother stays for fuck all reason.............
In Paul's ridey defence - the ONE time he resisted riding, he was accused and blackmailed about it any - suppose it just proves he might as well keep it up (IT, being his penis)

Tuesday 13 December 2016

Katie and the never fucking ending kidnapping

Has anyone ever felt so sorry for a kidnapper as you have for Ciaran? I swear to God I hope he gets away with it - poor cunt, with the dead sister and all. He managed to talk Eoghan O'Brien down from a literal ledge, in a sad shadow of what no one could do for his own sister. Although she was technically kidnapped, he was mostly lovely to Katie, with moments of sweetness and care you can see he had most likely, previously reserved for his own younger sister. Doesn't hurt he's a big old ride as well........... Not sure I'd be half as enamoured had Michael kidnapped someone.......

Speaking of which, Michael is the biggest gimp in the world - 1. Sort yourself out ya clown and take of that FUCKING jumper  2. Get the chip off yer shoulder 3. Man up and stop being such a selfish son of a bitch.

Background to the kidnapping
Cathal, as a character - what a WANK BAG. He blames the O'Briens for the death of his father (the crime lord and all round horrible fuck who, to be honest, didn't even seem to like Cathal.) so makes it his life business to ruin their lives, make shit horrible for them, and bank wank all over their already shitty time of it.
At the same time, Ciaran has a hatred of Michael O'Brien - who dumped his little sister years ago, and she then took her own life. He blames Michael for the whole thing and kidnapped Katie as revenge, to make Michael feel what he felt. To make him feel responsible for his sisters dissapearance. unfortunately, Michael, while giving a fuck, mostly just acted the weak gobshite and ignored the whole situation

Paul Shagbag Brennan gets his CUMuppance (Get it?)
AND my favourite part - Eggy headed Paul Brennan looks like he MIGHT finally be getting what he deserves.
Or.... well, what he DESERVES is a bog kick to his presumable rotting from STI's crotch. SUCH a bad case of OCD - Overactive Cock Disorder. I have a theory tho, maybe he's NOT the whoremeister we think - he possibly just has undiagnosed Parkinsons and just vibrates his way into vaginas?

Niamh has finally been thrown over the edge. Too many affairs Paul, too many affairs....... I dunno how these two have ever had time to ride each other they've had to many affairs (mainly him, granted) Maybe that's the real reason Niamh can't get pregnant - he's already emptied the tank around the place earlier.
Actual footage of one of Paul's beatches
Luckily for Niamh, Dermotsch is riddled with liver cancer and has moments left to live!!! For actual fuck sake tho, I know she's helping him too, but SUCH a horrible bit of opportunism. The pair have managed to take all of Paul's money and have it 'resting' in their account. I really really  want them to get away with it all. He's such a hateful little shite, how he pulls so many women, I'll never know. 
And I know, I know, I've given him a hard time in the past, but poor Ben must have the unluckiest life in Carrigstown - abandoned by his bio Mum, only to be adopted by fucking Jo of all people, then he parents split up a few times, he gets a life threatning disease, his mother leaves his father for good and THEN his father dies...... Poor lil cunt

Still annoying as all fuck that kid tho.......