Well the life of poor Jimmy Doyle is getting pretty mental! He found out a while ago that his luv juice has no baby makers so he found himself the nearest trampy mother and got up on her, they made beautiful love for a while until Robin decided (as we all did) that it was time she topped herself and fuck off, but alas! Robin can?t even manage to fucking do that and so he rode her in pity. She?s now realised that her life isn?t that sad so she?s popped on a beret and hit the town (i.e. McCoy?s) roaring in her best Sasha?s voice while poor strokey Rita lays slumped at home in the wheelchair, only manovering enough to piddle herself.
Elsewhere Bella is getting to obvious about his secret dirty times with Sergei ? he keeps calling him Sir Gay ? his secret sexytime name for him. Leo still can?t find the wife, so he found someone elses, and is now having second thoughts, obviously a sexpot like him could find something better? Its like he ACTUALLY thinks he?s Elvis!!!
The Leaving Cert is approaching and obviously another stressed student story line is happening so that politicians daughter is all drugged up and studying to be an architect, as is Malachy?s step daughter ? this one recons she?s s doctor, fucking kip! Anyway there all stressing and being hcaps and ESPECIALLY the politicians daughter who looks about 50 odd and keeps pulling manky funny faces. And I really love how she only met her Dad five mins ago (remember her Barry?s Tea Granny who died?), and he?s managed to forget about his other son (who she tried ridin - the daughter, not her Barry's Tea Granny) and pushed all hopes and dreams on her. Seriously fuck off you don?t know the girl! You only met her last week how about you do what a proper life long absentee father does and just buy the poor girl shit ya weirdo!
Heather found out that her sexy hubby Brendan sired another child ? who was subsequently given to Dermot and Jo for GOD KNOWS what reason, and she has, quite rightly, kicked his cheating doctory arse out, but Bob, her kinda step father has decided for her that its PERFECTLY ok to jujj around riding mental cases and impregnating them and has told Heather that she?s a cunt for being mad, Brendan ALSO thinks this, so what does she do? becomes friends with a random person in McCoy?s ? Robin, that?s all we need are two mental lunatics teaming up and jujjing around hating their husbands, or maybe there setting up some hot lesbo action (Not so much hot as file and disgusting ? not that Im against Lesbians, Im just against the idea of ANYTHIN that ugly teaming up for sexy time)
Things to watch out for when watching Fair City
1. Robin before she says EVERY sentance - *sluuurp* How are you? *sluuurp* I still love Jimmy
2. Bella?s Sexy limp
3. The tres funny bad acting of Timmi Rita ? actually everyone bad actin, its hilarious
4. The fact the Eunis is ?still alive? and jujjin in Bolivia with Hughey - in real life she is WELL dead
5. Bella?s complete angriness at the world around him
6. Rita?s pj?s
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