And fuck has Tommy gone nuts. The whole hog nuts. CCTV to watch what Judith is doing, the lot. Him sleeping in the weird little attic place and watching her while eating sandwiches is my favourite. And the CCTV makes me think. It's all good and well this CCTV on TV but in real life? Think of the stuff you do when no one is watching? I imagine Judith lift her leg to fart then shake it out while Tommy watches and cry wanks. Eating ham sandwiches from his other hand.
Mr Christmas ride is officially working for Paul while working ON Niamh's vagina (I say I made that work, piss off) They are excellent at not being discrete. Especially on the street. Niamh may as well be auditioning for CSI fucking Miami with her after chat street checks. Maybe I'm being mean? I mean when I'M meeting my illicit lovers I like to chat to them while nervously looking around and stopping the conversation when people come near. It's the perfect way to be discrete right? Looking around and erotic looks, the only way to go.
On a better note tho! She's lost a pile of weight. And I'd say that has been mentioned by EVERY IRISH MAMMY IN THE COUNTRY. Just ask your mother to watch FC with ya. Guaranteed she'll say it. If not Surf will give you your money back. ( MAN I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF THAT! Remember Niamh in the Surf ad??!?!?! No? Just me......... Oh..........) Anyway, if riding youngfellas is the way to loose weight I think Imma have to try that.............
Ben is adopted. Or they bought him or something? Can't remember but the woman who is now Dermot's sister in law is his real mother (cause THAT'S not awkward)
The real mother wrote a letter about wanting to see him and Ben and his little fostered playmate and future fuck bud founf it and read it. He's taking it fucking well. Him and the young one having an adult conversation about it in the Hungry Pig. Considering the pro's and con's and that. Having a considered conversation and weighing up his choices before going back to the parents. Fuck the actual fuck off. He's a kid. He'd have freaked out reading he was adopted from a fucking letter!
AND it's that time of year again - the annual Fair City question "When are they going to kill so and so off". Have you noticed how fucking OFTEN people die in real life and FC don't bother to kill them off for months? Most memorable were Hannah who was dead possibly years, and my personal favourite Eunis - fucking about in the Bahamas ala Weekend at Bernies (Yeah, I reused a joke, but it's a fucking KNEE SLAPPER)
And finally - Delores' new haircut looks like this:
