Creaming, rape and the AIDS

never before has there been as much made of a sleezy one night stand. Pigtail whore is creaming the beaver over Paul because of the memory of their 1 nighter. Reading between the lines it went like this: Pigtail whore and Paul get pig drunk seperately at a match in Italy. their eyes meet over the crowd and the drunkenly stagger over to each other and inquire
about the availability of each others genitals. They get a hotel for the night where they have creepily loud boning. The next morning egg head Paul lampsthe half dead from the ride mess he'd a go on and decides to piss off without saying goodbye, or paying it seems as she had to check out. As good and all as the ride may have been, he left withiut a goodbye, withiut paying and with eggs fertilising away, bitch be having some SERIOUS daddy issues.

LAURA COULD HAVE THE AIDS. Poor bitch. One of the perks of being a tuna bumper is that AIDS isnt an issue usually. She was in the park with Callum and Ruth. For no reason. She doesn't know Callum, and she's hardly buds with a 3 year old, no matter how lesbionic a name Ruth is. So, she was in the park for no other reason than to be there to pick up an AIDS neede and have to get tested. Bit behind the times on Fair City. AIDS was the 80's. It's all about the SUPER AIDS now. And we'll have to wait for the 4 months to find out of she has it or not. I would actually have repect for Fair City if they had done this correctly - have soneone get the AIDS and deal with it and the repercussions. Maybe teach viewers that its the stigma of AIDS thats the problem these days not the HIV virus. Bu no, we'll get a lesbian worrying about it, propounding the myths and scaremongering people into thinking AIDS NEEDLES ARE EVERYWHERE. Which of course they are!....

And Yvonne got raped by yer man Joey 'the lips' Fagan from The Commitments

Pigtails n ballsacks

Paul loves having love children. when his wifes not having one with Bella he's having one with randomers he bucked at a game during the heady days of Italia 90. I can just imagine the scene - a newly balding Paul Brennan in his Ireland jersey and tri colourr painted onhis face drunkenly doggy style boning a randomer in pigtails and a green cowboy hat, her inflatable hammer softly slapping him on the big bald egg head - that one for the spank bank alright...

This particular love child's mother is back with heart and vagina set on Paul. She's obsessed with pigtail plaits. As most women in their 30's are. Her name is now Pigtail Whore. i presume the pigtails are a crude attempt at some kind of imagry or bollox. shows shes a pure childsmind. She wants the ride off Paul again anyway. And Niamh has taken her head out of the fridge for a minute n is well onto pigtail whores game. And she has PROOF damnit! What proof?  WELL - pigtail whore answered Pauls phone and said 'Hi, Paul's phone, pigtail whore speaking' ah HERE Niamh, how is that an affair? Because if pigtail whore was bouncing round on your hubbies cock you REALLY think she'd take the time out to answer the phone?  Cop the fuck woman! Worst comes to worst he'll get her pregnant and you can adopt another child ya barren cunt.

poor Charlie has bunions :( I think its a cover for the herps. he looks like the herpies type. Ester is DEFFO a filthy bitch. Sure she got herself knocked up out of wedlock and all the filthy fornicator. Charlie didn't want Ester to know he had bunions because he thought she might think he's an old man. Ah Charlie ya poor bastard, she won't thi k your old bause of yiur bunions! It's your wrinky saggy ballsack that lets her know that I'm afraid. Mmmmm, another for the spank bank....