Just out of view - Tommy giving Judith face while getting POUNDED by his brother.......
Doug and his friend Ama - Every so often we have to hear about the homeless in Dublin. Used to be Malachy fucking about in the shelter being the most pious bastard in the land, but now it's handome, handsome Doug saving the day. He found squatter Ama in the office and decided to help her out. Sorry for you Doug, but Ama wants Damian. (Also, ha ha squatting)
You can let her gope your 'buns' all ya want - she ain't gonna let ya bone her
Valentines day - well Dermot got left. Which was freaking hilarious. Ben had planted cards for him and Jo and through hilarious mishaps Dermotsche ended up thinking that his was from Meave ( Because she's been sending nothing but sex signals his way....) And he ended up making a right flute of himself in public trying the case. All hilarious. But MORE hilarious was how Ben managed to set up the whole thing. Problems here:
1. Where does a child get the money for cards - Cards are actually expensive and the little bastard got 2
2. WHAT special case eegit doesn't know the difference between a child writing and an adults? Especially their own child's writing?
3. WHAT space cadet adult would think OTHER adults would be into the whole secret Valentines shite
But the BEST part was watching Ben. He planted the cards then hung out near them, only to perform an evil, smug glare when the bait was taken. Creepy as ALL shit! (The part we didn't see what he also left out condoms, KY and a sticky copy of Gulp Fiction on the bedside locker)
CREEPY little fucker.........
Has Damian's hair always been so, homosexual?
