So finally, someone caught Jo and Tommy jigglin genitals. Ok, they were caught shiftin not jigglin. To be honest I think if they WERE found out neither of them would care. I could almost see Jo getting angry at Dermot if he were to find out about her indiscretion.

Dermot : "Jo HOW could you do this to me??" *sob* *sob*

Jo         : "Dermotshh, stop acting like a woman and be quiet. You're making a fool of yourself Dermotshh. I just wanted the ride, and Tommy is hung like a horse. Unlike YOU Dermotshh"

Suzanne and David love riding. And love talking about riding, well not talking as much as insinuating. Far more disgusting. Begs the question : What positions to they do? Surely your basic missionary is out of the question - you know, cause of the whole arm thing. If David WAS to be the one on top - well I suppose it would involve a lot of Showgirls-esque flapping - erotic........

Louis and Christie are GREAT friends. Why? I know that if MY fiancée was doing the dirt on me and left me on our wedding day I would be GREAT friends with said fiancée and their partner. That's what happens in real life yes? Sometimes Fair City really like to get the fuck away from a story line in the easiest possible way. So Christy forgives Carol and Louis. In a kind of 'I understand and wish you the best' way. Why? Is it because the creators of FC think that Christys character is a forgiving kind of man? Yeahhhhhh, must be that.....

Yvonnes mouth looks like a sphincter which has been loosened. Watch her and disagree I dare you........