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Since Louis left Carol has been out of work and looking for money from him. He missed some payments so she is right up Yvonne's hole looking for the money. She says that it is for Jack. Jack is beyond help. That is THE most red faced child I have ever seen. As soon as Carol gets money what does she do? Go on the piss with Orla. And who does she leave tomato face with? Bob. Nothing as creepy as leaving a child with a middle aged man.

Every so often Fair City teaches us a great moral lesson. This time it's 'don't judge a book by it's cover' Looking at Paddy Bishop, I would have thought was one to like it rough. He however let us know that Vivienne had a 'gentle touch'. Who would have thought? So there you have it, Vivienne is a soft lover. WE all needed this knowledge. Thank's Fair City :)

Why hasn't Niamh had liposuction with the winnings? She really should..........

Fair fucks to Sean for not forgiving Christie. Christie accused him of stealing from the shop and attacking him, even though that was Eddie. Sean begged Christie to forgive him but Christie wouldn't hear of it. Asshole. No amount of strategically placed facial hair is going to fix this.

Wayne has finally been caught out with the money he let Eddie steal from his mother. Of COURSE he had to bed Delores not to go to the Gardai - why? Because he recons that he wouldn't las tin jail - that he would die. Well the dramatic bollox. What you think you are just that sexy that you'll be raped to shreads? To be honest with ya Wayne, not if you were to bend over naked, pre-lubed and wearing a 'insert here' sign would you get any in prison..........

Have you ever hear of the Eifel Tower position?