EXPLOSION!! Or tripped switch? I dunno..........

So Morbeg Crowley and Pete's son is missing. A body was found in London that they have to go and identify. Forgetting Morbeg Crowley left the him as a fucking baby. She's about as qualified to identify him as I am. Spoiler, it's not him. Not that Morbeg Crowley fucking knew. Standing beside Pete crying, watching his reaction to the dead body, changing from nodding to shaking her head as she sees him realise it wasn't Neil.............

'Maybe put the body in a babygrow and I'll see the resemblance' 

Then poor hapless Doug thinks he's in a relationship with Ama. Ama looks positively fucking petrified every time it's mentioned that they might be together, while Doug clearly envisages an Officer and a Gentleman ending, Ama turning up to McCoys, sweeping him off his feet in her nurses uniform......

The truth about Nicola and her ex fiance 'Clar' is out. He didn't leave her, looks like she was on her way to get married, only to learn Paul was single again and turned on her heal straight back, foaming at the gusset for her much loved ex.

'Clar' returned to have it out with Nicola. Noncy bellend as expected. He left thinking Nicola was boning Paul, which they weren't, but got down to straight after he left. The weedy little runt left with his pride hurt, but his heart intact, leaving with the parting comment 'Stay out of Mallow'

OH NO!!!!! NOT BANNED FROM MALLOW! Poor Paul and Nicola's lives will be forever ruined.......

And the dramatic explosion in The Station......

Robbie is sick of Yvonne and Carol fighting so he locked them in the cellar of the station. Cause that's how you deal with problems, as if you're in a shite made-for-TV Lindsay Lohan movie.

They obviously go mental. But don't really bother bangin on the door much. Cause why would you bang on doors when you're trapped inside some place? That's just daft obviously. Nah, bitch and moan at each other and turn on a fan.

'I get claustrophobic' - Carol developed claustrophobia after giving birth to her never seen son Jack in the lift. Something which was never mentioned before, nor will it again. Her claustrophobia showed itself with her flinging shite around.

"I'm claustrophobic! Must fuck kegs across the room! Grr Arg!!!"

Gobshite. This resulted in her flinging a keg ala King Kong from Super Mario, which broke the gas pipe. Cut to regular dramatic views of said pipe and REALLY loud hissing noise. Robbie's plan does start to work a bit, bonding over Dan, slowly losing conscious due to the gas exposure, talking lower, and lower, heads falling.......

THEN! Yvonne wakes! MacGyvering the pipe fixed as a team! THEN they bang on the door. Help comes!!!!

In a flurry of activity they manage to escape, but Dan is left to turn off the gas pipe (from the mains. They basically wrote half the script from the Bord Gais ad), leading to what looked like the most dramatic tripped switch ever.

I was waiting on an explosion, but instead there was a teeny little spark and Dan was thrown across the room.

He might be dead. Or paralysed. OH FC's knocking on the irony door there! (Dan beat up a man who is now severely brain damaged, OH the hilarity irony can be! Alanis Morissette must have forgotten that verse)

Stay tuned!!!!!