I miss the good old days when people got penis cancer all the time. When Floyd was riding his sister. When they visited pissy pants Rita in the nursing home - an actor so bad, that even in Fair City she was banned from speaking, confined to nodding in her PJ's and pissin her knickers in the home. A time when Leo was married to that daft Russian cunt Lana and when Rachel still tried throwing in a fake skanger accent.
Fair City is meant to be about the daftness, and it's just not there at the moment. Bring back the shite I say!!
What IS happeining is:
Yvonne and Carol are best mates cause Yvonne got raped. That's it like. Yvonne is taking being raped very badly - it's almost being well done. Almost. Not quite. You know what's NOT a good thing to do to someone who's all jumpy and shit after being raped? Get yourself a key to their house and let yourself in unannounced. No one would do that, right? Except Carol. For some reason Yvonne's sworn enemy has a key to the apartment and lets herself in unannounced all the time.
By the looks of things Yvonne is gonna start boning Carol's ex Dan. Ugh, I can see it now. All her being raped issues are just going to dissolve because of the love of a good man. Fuck sake did she FORGET she was a fish eater anyway?
Wayne and Orla are fighting over the fact she's his boss. Fuck off the pair of ye - your only lucky anyone wants to ride either if ye anyway. And maybe wrap up, use the pill, a coil and the patch cause the thought of offspring like Wayne would make ya gag. VOM.COM
Kerri Anne, Mondo's girlfriend is possibly the closest we have to the usual Fair City absurdity. Not even just because it's a 50 year old woman made up to look like a girl in her 20's. Mainly because she's the full tilt of gobshite. Not a normal person. She's having a full mental break down because Mondo is gone to visit his daughter. Full. Mental. Breakdown. YET, still has the time to go and do then monstrosity of a hair and trowel on the makeup?
Rachel is getting bullied. I for one am only DELIGHTED. In real life bullying is terrible. Down with that sort of thing. Bullying in Fair City of that jumped up little tramp is beautiful. He's annoys my flange. Raising your eyebrows and looking worried as you speak is NOT acting. That's all she does. Fucking eyebrow furrower of the year. Long may she be bullied - might knock some of the Billy Barry kid out out her!
NEW CHARACTER ALERT. The ferocious, evil, badminded...........
Goo Eyes
Yeah, fucking GOOEYES. Where does a criminal even GET a name like that? Conjunctivitis? Running round doing armed robberies with sawn off shotguns and schrawmy eyes?
It's really not ok to talk about rape victims like this. The story line might be fictitious but the act is not and by treating it such a dehumanising and callous way you minimise the suffering of so many people. That meme is horrible and incredibly offensive.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair she wasn't talking about rape victims. She was talking about an actor's portrayal of a rape victim, and said it was almost believable. She did poke fun at the obvious and unrealistic storyline of her and yer man getting together and how stupid it was. And the meme was emphasizing that. It was not there to insult real life victims. Meant in nothing more than a fun manner and the whole blog is meant to be read for a laugh! My advise, if easily offended do not read.
Deleteyours sincerely,
calmthenerves copon
100 percent in agreement with calmthenervescopon
DeleteI am still totally confused (must have missed an episode or 10) why is Dan all over Yvonne like a rash now and has totally lost interest in Carol.. and she doesn't mind???
ReplyDeleteTotally agree about the why Carol has a key and Dan will probably get one next. I have no idea what it would be like to be raped (tg) but I imagin the last think I would want (and to be fair to Yvonne, she keeps saying it but nobody listens) is EVERYONE tilting the old head sideways and saying "how are you" gaaaaaaaaa
Yeah, just out of the blue he stopped - total Fair City style. Is there ever really a point in askin why? Cause there is rarely an answer!!!
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