Pigtails n ballsacks

Paul loves having love children. when his wifes not having one with Bella he's having one with randomers he bucked at a game during the heady days of Italia 90. I can just imagine the scene - a newly balding Paul Brennan in his Ireland jersey and tri colourr painted onhis face drunkenly doggy style boning a randomer in pigtails and a green cowboy hat, her inflatable hammer softly slapping him on the big bald egg head - that one for the spank bank alright...

This particular love child's mother is back with heart and vagina set on Paul. She's obsessed with pigtail plaits. As most women in their 30's are. Her name is now Pigtail Whore. i presume the pigtails are a crude attempt at some kind of imagry or bollox. shows shes a pure childsmind. She wants the ride off Paul again anyway. And Niamh has taken her head out of the fridge for a minute n is well onto pigtail whores game. And she has PROOF damnit! What proof?  WELL - pigtail whore answered Pauls phone and said 'Hi, Paul's phone, pigtail whore speaking' ah HERE Niamh, how is that an affair? Because if pigtail whore was bouncing round on your hubbies cock you REALLY think she'd take the time out to answer the phone?  Cop the fuck woman! Worst comes to worst he'll get her pregnant and you can adopt another child ya barren cunt.

poor Charlie has bunions :( I think its a cover for the herps. he looks like the herpies type. Ester is DEFFO a filthy bitch. Sure she got herself knocked up out of wedlock and all the filthy fornicator. Charlie didn't want Ester to know he had bunions because he thought she might think he's an old man. Ah Charlie ya poor bastard, she won't thi k your old bause of yiur bunions! It's your wrinky saggy ballsack that lets her know that I'm afraid. Mmmmm, another for the spank bank....