End of the week in FC

The best actor on Fair City is: RUTH! I hate one Brennan child and adore the other (Again, fuck you Rachel ya gimpy Billy Barry whore) Little Ruth, being 2, can't actually act (wait, I'm talking about Fair City....) What she does is fuck about and annoy the actors. A drama which is already clutching at straws should not have employed such an hilarious child. Examples of Ruth:
Sitting on Cass's knee and SHOVELLING tayto in her mouth. Cass tries to move it away from her n the little bitch starts roaring for her mother
Constant ad libbing - some of this is kinda cute, people leave and she'll say bye to them etc, other times it's hilarious 0 during one scene she was impatiently jumping on Niamh's knees pointing and shoulting 'I want that' The actors are really being challanged, not only have they to 'act' but they constantly have entertain her too - loving your style!

So Keet, Finn and Keet's big head mole are gone travelling. For some reason Keet and Keet's mole weren't going to go, as both Keet and Keet's massive head mole considered themselves too old for travelling. Even though Keet AND Keet's mole were of a perfectly acceptable age to fuck off to Italy fixing cars a couple months ago? Anyway, as is the Fair City way, the decision for Keet and his mole to fuck off was decided at roughly 2pm and they were gone by 6pm. Cause that's just how people live their lives.

And then there is this whole Finn and Neasa thing. Again, typical of FC - they build up a storyline for MONTHS only for it to deflate as fast as a lad thinking of getting orally stimulated by Bela as Bob watched and fapped. The will they won't they crap finished with a bit of banging and him insisting that he must frig off travelling with Keet's mole, and Keet. Ultimate hump n dump? SUCH a soppy goodbye outta them too. 'This has been the best week of my life!!!!' Poor dead Turlough is doing wheelies in his wheelchair accessible grave over that one Neasa!!!!

Also, Keet has CLEARLY been hitting the sunbed - I think he may be trying to kill Keet's mole.........

I now know way too much about Wayne's sex life and penis and sperm. More than I ever wished to know, which in fairness, was nothing. Loopy, rubber lips Lucy has dealt what she presumed was her trump card (or 'bump card', if you will, dum dum TISH.........., christ that was hideous.......) and decided to play on the whole 'I'm PREGGO ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR FAMILY' thing. Only problem being that floppy haired Wayne is shooting out some floppy sperm, and can't have kids

How did Wayne find this out? Well, he was tested. Why was he tested? Had be been trying for kids with a previous partner? That would be a reasonable answer, especially if the one asking this question was your mother. But alas, Wayne's answer was 'You get tested if your trying to sell your sperm' Excellent, Wayne was trying to sell his sperm. What kind of disgusting, horrific abomination is that. There could have been, hypothetically, some poor unsuspecting woman out there squeezing Wayne Molloy Jnr out her beef curtains. Nice. Although, come to think about it, this would have been Harry Molloy's grandchild. I cab get in on this - I imagine the child would have popped out wearing a black beany with a perfectly groomed moustache......

But surely Wayne should have lied to his mother about the spunk donor thing - the thought of him greedily counting his money in a post wank bliss is not comfortable viewing.

The best thing about Irish TV is that actors crop up that remind you of your past. Blacky Connor's is the perfect example. One time traveller, and Biddy bedder, Connor's is now playing the part of Tommy's brother. I hear Glenroe every time I see him. Especially since he has the most sinister stare in the world. When he stares I imagine the screen closing in on his scary starey eyes, and the them of Glenroe playing menacingly in the background - similar to a Jaws scenario
And the perfect compliment to his starey eyes? Judith's dopey eyes. Also, remember Upwardly mobile? She was great in that....