Thalidomide Man TO THE RESCUE

I actually don't know where to start on this update, between it being so long since I last updated and the fantastic goings on of the Carrigstown peeps.

My favourite storyline Fair City has come out with in YEARS - Esters Thalidomide baby.

CROTCH WATCH No. 1 - David's bulge

CROTCH WATCH No. 2 - Esther scratching/masturbating against the table

Consider the scene - it's 1960's Ireland, your a  lady with a penchant for cock, and you like your cock sans prophylactic. Then, when you found yourself up the duff you got down with the cool kids and got off your tits on 
thalidomide to make sure that pesky morning sickness didn't dampen your spirit (or undampen your crotch)
But ALAS - when the fruit of your loins pops out it looks like the result of the carnal fusion of you and a T-Rex and Louis from the bar. 
So what do you do? Give it away and forget about it for forever. Of forget about it until it finally works out how to use it's midgety little arms to ring her.


I love how proud Fair City are of their thalidomide man. He is always shown with his little chicken wing arms in FULL view (remember years ago on The Den when Dustin used to do 'the flap-flaps'?? That's THIS guy 
life...)


They have shown him actively using his warped lil hands too. Handshaking and kettle pouring are no problem for him. However, the greatest scene of his Fair City career so far HAS to be him scaring away Suzanne's attacker (Eh, Mark - we'll get back to that one....) I can only presume that HAD he been able to rip of his shirt, it would have had a TM logo in red and blue underneath.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Louis? Is it's a T-Rex? NO! IT'S THALIDOMIDE MAN

GO THALIDOMIDE MAN


And what do I predict is next for TM? Suzanne's nickers THAT'S WHAT. Yes, I see the lovely David, with his lovely arms fiddling at Suzanne. I can see him being good at boob action, not too difficult, but how is he going to run her waspy raisin? Stay tuned...........

Look at her hands, it's like she's pulling the piss outta him, that bitch :o. You'd NEVER catch me doing something that inappropriate - btw, to make your OWN thalidomide 'costume' all you need is a t-shirt, the mind of a child and some crossed arms. Go ON - give it a try :)