Jo and Tommy do the mattress mambo

One of my favourite things about Fair City are the romances. From Bela and his tryst with Linda (Barry's wife, Bela even preggo'd this one up) to Delores and her fist eating passion over Fr Thaddeous Fair City has always known how to highlight love, emotion and the exceptional skills of their actors.

Tommy and Jo. I mean what can you say. One week they are both loving and devoted family people. The next they are horny nymphos riding and shifting at every opportunity.

My Highlights of their relationship:
Their complete lack of care or guilt. Marraige: smarraige. These two are just dangling their genitals at each other, all the time. I mean Tommy practically does the helicopter from the other side of the room every time he sees her, and Jo might as well be shaking her tits and flashing her cat. They are not subtle. At ALL. What is unbelievable is that no one seems to notice. All the coy glances and smouldering looks. No one notices a thing..

The way hey speak to each other.
Tommy after the shift (and feedin the pony I imagine)"I could taste that all day "
Jo wet "Take me to bed"
Tommy in the Helping Hand "I want you" (even creepier as he WHISPERED it)

Tommy in general
Phenomenal actor. Round of applause for this lad.........

Really wish he had kept this hairstyle. 

I'm still LOVING Thalidomide man. I love that he and Suzanne fuck now. And, presumably cause the Irish public are not prepared for a naked Thalidomide man - they get to have their carnal activities slightly covered up. They are never seen naked in a bed. Nah, instead we see David pretending to put back on a CLEARLY already fully buttoned top, and Suzanne looking for her shoes. 

David, well the actor who plays him. Is too creepy. And this has nothing to do with his arms (they're not creepy they're hilarious) It's his accent, and the fact that he is so 'hands-on' with Suzanne (Get it :) ). He calls her 'hot'.

LIES!

Now I understand. Handi-capable people need their fannies and willies felt just as much as the next person. But I feel as though it is an injustice to Suzanne that he calls her hot. Lets call a spade a spade here. What he needs to say is 

"Yo! Suzanne. Here's the deal. I look like the human embodiment of a 5 year old's painting. You look like you were meant to be aborted. Might as well buck each other yeah?"

It's only fair.

Final note, something for the spank bank 

Hope Suzanne is into felching :)