Carrie on retardless

Pete and Delores are getting all happy and romantic. All talk of weddings and honeymoons in Paris. Too happy for Delores............ Remember, this is the woman with 2 dead daughters, a dead husband, an infertile son and has recently had to go back to work as her gobshite son lost all her money, life does not go well for Mrs I-bite-my-fist-when-worried/aroused.

AND.........

Pete's ex wife is oh so suspiciously back. Played by the one and only Carrie Crowley. Still the sexiest of the Morbegs. And where was she for the last 20 or whatever years? Only off being homeless, doing sordid things, losing her memory for a few years - living the life of Riley apparently. And the best part? All this took place up the road from her husband and kids. If only FC did montages - scenes of Pete changing nappies and dragging shopping bags and all that kinda shite mixed in with scenes of Carrie doing coke off a Morbegs tits and fellating Bosco (Bosco WAS a boy boys n girls!) Then her and and Zig and Zag doing a naked conga line behind Pete as he changes a tire in the rain.

Pete's exwife, Carrie Crowley. She looked different in the 90's

Paul is back to being the ultimate villain. For a while the OTT villain used to be Bob, but he got reduced to kindly restaurant owner. Niamh got what she wanted, i.e. Michael so he's having a go at Jane. AT her not ON her - he's just trying to get money outta her, not fanny. Using Dermot, in one of the most frustratingly stupid set ups. He pretended to sell her a house and then yawwwwnn......... I'm so fucking BORED. Dermot is in the middle, being threatened and blackmailed by Paul and Jane separately. Enter Dermots adoptochild trying to warn Jane off Dermot. Paul's already got a pile of money, he's just being a cunt now. Which I suppose is what a villain does. But does he HAVE to fucking growl. Listen to him - he is so into his own bullshit that he spits out his angriest lines as a growl. People in real life are forever like that. I hear Mountjoy sounds like a fucking zoo..........

In real life Paul is a successful entrepreneur. He makes giant ref's whistles that double as dildos - for the ref who doesn't have time for TWO separate products

Remember Yvonne? She found out her boyfriend cheated on her, so instead of confronting him, dumping him, or even talking to him, she just pissed off for a while. Dan hasn't heard from his girlfriend in weeks and isn't properly suspicious yet. Eventually get's a 'Everything is fine' text. No smilies, no nathing. HOW does he not know from this?! Fuck sake, read a Shemazing article Dan - never EVER think shit's ok when a woman says I'm fine. It's a rule or something. That OR the fact she pissed off randomly and hasn't rang you since. One of them is a sign.........

Oh Kerri-Fucking-Anne. Why is she still here? Her and Mondo I suppose are getting back together? Cause that's her function, being Mondo's girlfriend and having pigtails. And creaming the beaver over nail polish. Meanwhile Mondo is morphing into Decco, or Decco is morphing into Mondo. They're slowly turning into the same person..................