It's NOT about the shop lads!

Christy and the never make the fuckin decision family.

The hard truth of living with a stroke - poor Christy going through the 'I think people are decks, wikki wikki REMIX' phase. So, so sad :( :(

The fight over Christy is alive and well. And it's NOT about the shop OK! No, in no way is it about the shop like.........
Except it's totally about the shop. Farrah is leaving, she's staying, she's leaving, she's staying. All the while her husband is sent out of the room with promise of pints later while giving stank eye to Christy.
Sean finally decided to have a massive go at poor strokey Christy, but how long will that last? In a few years, when Ireland is ready, we will learn that these two were in fact bum chums all along and each row was punctuated with epic make up sodomy.

Niamh leaves Paul!!

Once again Fair City know how illicit lovers speak to each other - back to back. I know if I was in my local Spar speaking to the dude I was tippin on the side I'd stand weirdly back to back and have a 5 minute conversation. And I KNOW if I was to see a pair having this kind of conversation my first thought would be 'Ah, nothing to see there! Just people who know each other not talking to each other over there!' Cause that's more inconspicuous than just fucking talking to each other.
Niamh has finally decided to bite the bullet and leave eggy headed Paul. And oh yeah, take his kids with her. Yes, she has raised them and rightfully is their mother. However, her just taking the kids without presuming anyone was going to do the whole 'You're not the mother' thing coming up if laughable.
Micheal is more than delighted about his new role as baby daddy to 2 girls. He tells Niamh "I've got stuff in for Rachel" like what? What kind of 'stuff' do you buy in for a teenager? One Direction posters and tampons? Also more than a little creepy that Rachel has a horn for her new step Daddy. Nice that both her and her mother have something in common though! You know, the fact that they both fap over Michael :) Sharing is caring Niamh!

Fair City must be ragin at the price of all the new clothes they have to buy Niamh! She gets smaller by the episode. Flat out riding

Other news:

Carol loves to flick her hair and look at everyone's forehead during conversations

Wayne referred to his own child as it. Plus, it's name is fucking Junior. Peter Andre would be delighted







Don't worry Wayne - this is the exact same reaction everyone has when they have to see Orla's vagina

Everyone pretending they gave a flying fuck about dead Blacky Connors

AND Sean always looks like he just got out of bed.........( With Christy, shhhhhhhhhhhhh)