Wednesday 23 January 2013

Yup - Fair City!

So poorpissy pants up in the nursing home finally kicked the bucket. Que the return of most of the Doyle Klan.
Nice family pic. And funerals are the perfect time to take a family portrait. 

Remember how Yvonne is a big baby making and giving up machine/cunt/bitch/duck face maker?
Well all that's because underneath it all she's actually the best person in the world. Who would have thought it? Little did we know while she was popping out childer and giving them away with one hand, she was also up in the nursing home being the best daughter in the world. Seriously? Fuck off. That beure couldn't give a fuck about anyone at any stage. The only thing she cared about up until now was getting the ride and owning a business. She didn't even give a shite about if it was a man or a woman she was getting the ride off. Not working for me this big change in character...

Then there is Louise Doyle. When she left wasn't she a Rachel style annoyance? All about saving shit and being all good and wholesome? Well this time she's back, scaldly eyed boyfriend in tow and all about labels and being a dolly bird. Why they bothered giving these lot brand new personalities is beyond me. And as for her gimpy boyfriend? I'm still weak over Yvonne's hilarious attempt to blackmail him. The set up was to get a compromising photo of him. So she asked him for the ride, and he took his top off. And she told him to close his eyes. And he DID. Seriously? Him just placidly sitting there waiting for the shift. That's the start of a sordid affair right there. Happy head on him sitting on the couch lips puckered.

And as for Darren. The FUCK is up with his chin/mouth set up? He got the ride from princess I-wear-nothing-but-my-favourite-cowboy-style-pink-shirt Neassa. For no plot line reason other that they could get the ride so they did. Which is fair enough in real life, but unless he's coming back what was the point? There was no big passionate storyline or anything. They went from strangers to a cheek kissing married couple over night. Yawn. Anyway, I think his chin is trying to eat the rest of his face. I don't know what's going on there it's gross.

Now. Judith and Tommy and Tommy's brother Luke. Tommy likes to fling the cock about, we know thi. He's  had a lot affairs. Judith the loving wife has let him away with affair after affair because, oh I don't fucking know, cause she "understood" him.

She has recently decided to ride his brother.

And Tommy is LETTING her.

In fact he set it all up for them. And Judith bless her has taken to philandering like a duck to water. Dirty, brother-in-law riding water as the case may be. Tommy has made the rule that Luke is not allowed in his home. He should REALLY be making the rule that Luke is not allowed in his wife's fucking vagina, but some people are different.......


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