All about Heather! Past and Present

  

Heather is a freak. Older posts on here HERE

If you can't remember her back story here it is:

Rene gets all sexy with some lad from her past. Lad shoots it in her and she gets pregnant. Adoption next, as Ryanair wasn't around then with their cheap flights to Ye Old Abortion town. Rene is shockingly told that her baby is dead, and carries on with life, however heartbroken. Has 2 more kids, in wedlock, with Christie.

Heather, the presumed dead baby, comes back to look for her birth Mum - Rene is delighted and they all live happily for a bit. That is, until Heather meets her half brother and decides that she'd love nothing more than to sit on his face. And that she does. LOADS of face-sitting and other types of incestuous fun. But all great and fucking disgusting things must come to an end, which it did after the death of Floyd. Which Heather had basically planned in cahoots with her doctor husband. They euthanised poor incestuous and cancerous Floydy - and Heather went off into the sunset with her happy go lucky killer hubby. 

Then she comes back, her own kid in tow ready to ride her sister's husband and wreck general havoc. 

 

Heather is distraught at Floyd's funeral when she realises she has no more brothers to fuck

On her return, she began by cultivating a storyline with her friends and family. 

Her first novel was successful and based in Carrigstown, sure why not have another go? 

She started writing a book in which, again, she used real life events, but this time manipulating things to create excitement i.e. riding her half sister's husband. She quickly got caught out.

However, she caught the manipulation bug, and she really hates Farrah. A LOT for someone who should be trying to make amends for shagging her husband.

She's now trying to create an illness with her child, clearly not happy with Farrah's constant one-upmanship. Starting when Ellie had her appendix out (which actually did happen), and following with, eh, she's just........ 'she's not feeling well'. 

There is literally nothing else said about the child's diagnosis/symptoms/illness. 

FYI as a former fat kid, you do anything for that next lillipop, and she's getting one in the doctors every time - it's a slippery slope Heather! 

Speaking of slippery slopes Heather has a bit of a thing for the current doctor, watch out Ama!!! Heather will do anything to get what she wants and create drama. Drugging the daughter and all. 

When I said Slippery Slope - I was talking about her vagina. Just in case.........

Finally, she hates Farrah for no real reason. Bones one sibling and hates the other. Unless it's BECAUSE she was the one that was adopted? Maybe she purposely pretended to love Floyd so she could kill him? Is Farrah the next on her list? Bed yet another doctor in order to put down yet another sibling?