Carol Fantastic Flaps is back boning Robbie, but pretending to Dan that she'll get moist in his hoist. Carol and Dan, Dan and Yvonne, Carol and Robbie, Carol and Dan, Carol and Robbie and Dan. My head hurts.
Dan practices sex acts on Carols bag in his quiet moments
Poor Dan is stuck in his rehab, knowing something is going on, unable to do anything about it, or investigate it. Thankfully Carol and Robbie help him out by SHIFTING OUTSIDE HIS HOSPITAL ROOM.
Then there is Bronagh. Dan's private nurse. I don't think she's meant to be a private nurse, but she spends her whole time with Dan and the majority of her time discussing his private life, with slight nods to his exercise and rehab. He's even asked her to spy on the ridey couple.
AND SHE WENT AND SPIED!
Seriously, think about it? You're in hospital for an extended time and you have an idea that the kinda girlfriend you may or may not have made up in your head is riding the dude she has form for riding. What should you do? Ask the nurse to head over to your "girlfriends" house to see if she can smell spunk in the air. Grand, no bother, no holes in that plot lads.
Bronagh wasn't in fact able to smell the heady scent of Robbies seed and they almost got away with their deception (Had Carol burped though........) The lovebirds were outed however, as Carol opened the door in her black silk robe (I presume black silk is perfect for spunk stains), tits out and a dishevelled Robbie emerging from her room.
So, everyone knows! Except Dan. Inexplicably, even though she went as far as to find out the truth for Dan, she decided he's better off not knowing. For actual fuck sake. And for the love of god can they not afford a uniform that fits the poor woman?
