I LEARNED MEMES!! Fairly fucking obviously........

Gwan Niamh ya dirty slapper. One night out and straight on the cock. Pity ya wouldn't. All she's had to bone in years is egg head Paul, and he's had a pile of affairs. And the hilarious part is that Paul never even rode Jane this time. The boy who cried whore or something. You can't blame Niamh for thinking he did. His track record shows that he has dropped the sausage in quite a few holes.

TAKE NOTICE JOB SEEKERS. The job of the century in the charity shop. I mean it has to be - Jo and AIDSy Laura are baitin each other over it. It's a war of wills with Laura on one side with her manly ways and lesbian hand actions, and Jo with her hilarious habits and squeaky angry voice on the other. Laura man hands is the angriest charity giver ever. Bull thick and determined to be the Donald Trump of charity work. She's consumed with it being THE BEST FUCKING CHARITY SHOP IN THE WORLD. So much so that she's buying stock in. Using money from the till and buying stock in. Doesn't that just make it a shop........

Tonight's episode saw a 'let's be friends' meal with the two charity shop warriors, and in fairness there was a good bit of war between the two cunts. It was to be expected. Strangely enough the centrepiece of the fucking scene was Esther's pavlova. A couple of camera angles, a few mentions and the centre of the table. I also now know that pavlova involves meringue. DAMN, they were proud of the fucking pavlova. Fucking delighted with it. And it the most skittery lump of a yolk.

Tommy and Jane are enjoying a rideationship of convenience. I doubt they like each other very much, but no ones riding them so they might as well ride each other. It's not even a hate fuck. It's more of a 'I have genitals, you have genitals' kinda of a set up. They sit around in the McCoys or the Station looking bored, and clearly thinking 'Is it too early to go home for the ride now? Ah, let's pretend I find this fun. Fuck sake can we go ride now?'

SPEAKING OF HATE FUCKS. Bob is a cunning little lothario. He's mad to get in  Judith but regular methods are failing. So, he's going to get his way through forcing her into a hate fuck. A risky little game, but I think the salt n pepper seducer is well up for it.