Sunday, 27 January 2013

Update!

So Rachel got a grand total of two grand from pissy pants Rita and is litterly pimping about in a Pete Burnsesque fur coat and bling. Paul is gone off the head because she baught a €450 bag. Which is fair fucking enough. I enjoy that FC are trying to make this seem as though Paul is redic being pissed about about this.

A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOUGHT A BAG WORTH €450!!!!! Fuck off - that's retarded as shite. You go egg head! Bate the shite outta her!!

But no. Stupid Rachel got to keep her (fucking disgusing BTW) bag. Why? Well, because Niamh understood her need for the bag "as a woman" and decided to convince Paul to let Rachel keep it. Bitch must have a magical vagina cause Paul was very against the idea, then suddenly, without real explanation apart from "That's between myself and your Dad" he had a change of heart. Niamh clearly traded vagina for the bag. Or possibly anal - it WAS an expensive bag.......


Rachel after her €2000 'windafall'........

Tommy is as self-righteous as all fuck over Judith getting the hole from gyppo Ray D'Arcy. Fair enough it's bad that she's boning his brother - that is seriously mank, but it was Tommy's fecking idea. He was the one who wanted Judith to fuck the unhappiness out of their marriage. Now he's just being a bollox. He seems to forget the fact that he's had his cock in quite a few beures in his day. And precious princess Neassa seems to be getting the hint that there is something wrong with her parents.

I can't stand this young one - well more I can't stand what they've done with her. Why does she have to be all good and fucking correct all the time? She came in as a husband riding hussy (She was the reason Susanne decided Damian made a great punching bag) and that was kinda cool. Then she got all "If this wheelchair's rockin' don't come-a knockin'" with Turlough and from then on turned into a pious sickener. Bring back slutty Neassa. She's also a REALLY big fan of leaving a room with a judgemental side pout and weird, pause'y/shoulder shrug'y back step. Do something interesting a sickener



Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Yup - Fair City!

So poorpissy pants up in the nursing home finally kicked the bucket. Que the return of most of the Doyle Klan.
Nice family pic. And funerals are the perfect time to take a family portrait. 

Remember how Yvonne is a big baby making and giving up machine/cunt/bitch/duck face maker?
Well all that's because underneath it all she's actually the best person in the world. Who would have thought it? Little did we know while she was popping out childer and giving them away with one hand, she was also up in the nursing home being the best daughter in the world. Seriously? Fuck off. That beure couldn't give a fuck about anyone at any stage. The only thing she cared about up until now was getting the ride and owning a business. She didn't even give a shite about if it was a man or a woman she was getting the ride off. Not working for me this big change in character...

Then there is Louise Doyle. When she left wasn't she a Rachel style annoyance? All about saving shit and being all good and wholesome? Well this time she's back, scaldly eyed boyfriend in tow and all about labels and being a dolly bird. Why they bothered giving these lot brand new personalities is beyond me. And as for her gimpy boyfriend? I'm still weak over Yvonne's hilarious attempt to blackmail him. The set up was to get a compromising photo of him. So she asked him for the ride, and he took his top off. And she told him to close his eyes. And he DID. Seriously? Him just placidly sitting there waiting for the shift. That's the start of a sordid affair right there. Happy head on him sitting on the couch lips puckered.

And as for Darren. The FUCK is up with his chin/mouth set up? He got the ride from princess I-wear-nothing-but-my-favourite-cowboy-style-pink-shirt Neassa. For no plot line reason other that they could get the ride so they did. Which is fair enough in real life, but unless he's coming back what was the point? There was no big passionate storyline or anything. They went from strangers to a cheek kissing married couple over night. Yawn. Anyway, I think his chin is trying to eat the rest of his face. I don't know what's going on there it's gross.

Now. Judith and Tommy and Tommy's brother Luke. Tommy likes to fling the cock about, we know thi. He's  had a lot affairs. Judith the loving wife has let him away with affair after affair because, oh I don't fucking know, cause she "understood" him.

She has recently decided to ride his brother.

And Tommy is LETTING her.

In fact he set it all up for them. And Judith bless her has taken to philandering like a duck to water. Dirty, brother-in-law riding water as the case may be. Tommy has made the rule that Luke is not allowed in his home. He should REALLY be making the rule that Luke is not allowed in his wife's fucking vagina, but some people are different.......